It’s late. It’s dark. I’m the only one awake and you’re the only one who knows. I’ve been craving you so much lately – maybe because of the warmer days. Or maybe – maybe – because you embody so much of my longing. You are: eco-friendly, cost-effective, not bad-looking, you taste great and your smell is innocuous. You are ready to go at a moment’s whim, ready to go again with the touch of a button. You never fail. Okay, there was that one time, but it wasn’t your fault. It was…me. I didn’t change the filter and…well, now you’re back on track. You are fizzy and fun and a crowd-pleaser. I have pitched you to many, given you to a select few, and treasure you as one treasures a beloved…something. Oh, Soda Stream, I do not need your fancy flavours, your extras, your expensive models. All I need is you in all of your simple and bubbly glory.
Yours in fizz,
Emily (AKA Fizzy water addict)